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Hungry?

Hungry?

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Sooo, I was looking around the internet the other day and came across some interesting things. Namely, a number of different ways you can prepare hamburger. Now don’t ask why I continued looking but it was quite fascinating and maybe an indication of why there are so many health problems in North America. Here are some of the preparations I found.

First of all, the classic cheeseburger in the can. Yes, that’s right! Hamburger in a Can!!! Oh so delectable!! Not sure how you get it out but I am sure the taste more than makes up for it!!! You can see for yourself!

Well, the review of it wasn’t great as you can see by the picture below but I am sure that if you were out in the back woods of La Crete, Alberta you’d be biting into this one pretty quick!!!

Maybe for my birthday, I will get my wife to make one of these. Not!!!

Yes, that is a lot of hamburger, iced nicely with mashed potato and ketchup. The last one I found, I have to admit, looks kind of good. I can’t think of why I didn’t think of this before. The Grilled Cheese Sandwich Burger!

I can’t believe people actually eat these things. What do you think? Would you any of these? Why or why not?

Let’s Remember What We Learned from Kindergarten!

Let’s Remember What We Learned from Kindergarten!

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All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarten

– by Robert Fulghum

Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in Kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sandbox at nursery school.

These are the things I learned:

* Share everything.
* Play fair.
* Don’t hit people.
* Put things back where you found them.
* Clean up your own mess.
* Don’t take things that aren’t yours.
* Say you’re sorry when you hurt somebody.
* Wash your hands before you eat.
* Flush.
* Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you.
* Live a balanced life.
* Learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work some every day.
* Take a nap every afternoon.
* When you go out into the world, watch for traffic, hold hands, and stick together.
* Be aware of wonder.
* Remember the little seed in the plastic cup. The roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that.
* Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the plastic cup – they all die.
* So do we.
* And then remember the book about Dick and Jane and the first word you learned, the biggest word of all: LOOK .
* Everything you need to know is in there somewhere.
* The Golden Rule and love and basic sanitation, ecology and politics and sane living.

Think of what a better world it would be if we all – the whole world – had cookies and milk about 3 o’clock every afternoon and then lay down with our blankets for a nap. Or if we had a basic policy in our nation and other nations to always put things back where we found them and clean up our own messes. And it is still true, no matter how old you are, when you go out into the world, it is best to hold hands and stick together.

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